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Shocked no one thought of these old school moves before.

August Whitewood was like many 22-year old recent graduates with a medieval studies degree from Harvard: saddled with hundreds of thousands of dollars in crippling debt and making uneducated financial decisions. However, in a mere 7 years August went from “Yikes” to “All Good” after he discovered the 3 medieval secrets of building wealth. Now a self-made millionaire, he is enjoying the high life on his private jet with his 12 wives, 13 husbands, and 3 French poodles.

In an exclusive interview with him he has decided to share his young wisdom with those who have yet to figure it…


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Bitch, don’t you remember? I rolled YEARS AGO!

It’s New Year’s Day. And everyone has been saying good riddance to the worst <period> year <period> ever <period> that was 2020. I was so thrilled to be rid of it myself. Last evening I played a nice game of solitaire — I play cards now since I know those can’t come to life — I went for a nice walk around my block, ate two lobster tails, and I was in bed by 9:46p.m. …


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2020’s Year In Review: A Reflection of Care

There is a fog that looms over America.

The fog comes in and out. It is probably due to climate change. The fog has the power to wipe memories and people.

The murders of Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor, and most recently George Floyd, at the hands of police has set off an outbreak of protests and rioting throughout America. While there have been a few smatterings of “All Lives Matter” and more overt racial comments, a large number of people agree that officer Derek Chauvin should be fired and taken into custody.

However, when the riots started, many have called…

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